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The Draconian kittenloving tribe of Thepeopl

“All children are my children”

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The Draconian kittenloving tribe of Thepeopl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Willow Mynah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.216 billion Thepeoplians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thepeoplian economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 300,659 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback Capucin monkey is only seen in captivity programs, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thepeopl's national animal is the Capucin monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thepeopl is ranked 290,459^th in the world and 7,094^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -671.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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