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The Federal Republic of The United States of Emenia

“Iunctus Stamus, Distinxerit Nos Cadite”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The League of United Nations

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Federal Republic of The United States of Emenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Patrick Kheulmann with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.495 billion Emenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,299 trillion Robicas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,267 Robicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United States of Emenia's national animal is the Emenian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United States of Emenia is ranked 5,059th in the world and 1st in The League of United Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 124.98 quips per hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,779thMost Cultured: 3,315thSafest: 3,373rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,933rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,413thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,708thHighest Economic Output: 4,729thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,729thMost Developed: 4,774thSmartest Citizens: 5,059thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,421stMost Efficient Economies: 5,461stHighest Food Quality: 5,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,656thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,879thBest Weather: 6,945thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,717thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,500thMost Influential: 9,769thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,016thLargest Populations: 10,117thHighest Average Incomes: 10,877thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,915thLowest Crime Rates: 11,851stTop
Most Patriotic: 12,902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,210thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,487thLargest Governments: 14,381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,774thMost Secular: 16,721stMost Rebellious Youth: 17,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,782ndMost Stationary: 18,793rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,307thMost Inclusive: 21,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,262ndRudest Citizens: 24,378th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the region

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