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The Dark Empire of The Sidi

“If you got a skull, give us a call!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Dark Empire of The Sidi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sidi Lord Soul with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.763 billion Sidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeta. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sidian economy, worth a remarkable 5,700 trillion Human Bones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,920 Human Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sidi's national animal is the Tarantula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Siditisc Finalisim.

The Sidi is ranked 9,002nd in the world and 41st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Smartest Citizens, with 98.11 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 52ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 365thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 368thMost Advanced Public Transport: 438thLargest Black Market: 545thLowest Crime Rates: 893rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 927thMost Patriotic: 1,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,196thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,460thLargest Governments: 1,609thMost Devout: 1,647thHighest Average Incomes: 1,916thHighest Economic Output: 2,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,077thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,338thMost Armed: 2,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,533rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 6,074thNudest: 6,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,594thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,163rdSmartest Citizens: 9,002ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,616thMost Authoritarian: 10,922ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,497thLargest Mining Sector: 13,076thTop
Most Conservative: 13,591stLargest Populations: 15,254thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,043rdMost Developed: 17,913th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the region

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