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The United States of The Rhinoceros is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.261 billion Rhinocerosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The very strong Rhinocerosian economy, worth 308 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,607 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Rhinoceros's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Rhinoceros is ranked 45,062^nd in the world and 7^th in Nevadia for Fattest Citizens, with 14.16 Obesity Rate.