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The Federated Socialist States of The Navy Blue

“There is no God but Eternal Leader”

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The Federated Socialist States of The Navy Blue is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eternal Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.708 billion Blueans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sultan's Landing. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bluean economy, worth a remarkable 6,389 trillion Gold Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 466,098 Gold Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in The Navy Blue, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Navy Blue's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Eternal Leader.

The Navy Blue is ranked 223,801^st in the world and 9,002^nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.38 Obesity Rate.

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