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The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain

“All Hail The Sentient Cloud”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Union of Democratic States

Regional Influence: Contender

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The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.221 billion Glorious Station Attendants enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 2,006 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,106 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the true length of the coastline of The Glorious Hypetrain may never be measured, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Glorious Hypetrain is ranked 5,824th in the world and 18th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,163.55 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 362ndMost Influential: 402ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,091stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,643rdTop
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Best Weather: 4,845thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,654thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,678thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,824thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,344thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,520thHighest Food Quality: 7,784thMost Cultured: 7,849thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,882ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,028thSafest: 8,099thMost Inclusive: 9,030thHealthiest Citizens: 9,476thMost Developed: 10,236thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,319thSmartest Citizens: 11,892ndHighest Economic Output: 12,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,388thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 14,827thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,032ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,507thLargest Governments: 16,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,354thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,082ndMost Secular: 22,452ndMost Income Equality: 25,106thHighest Average Incomes: 26,136thLargest Populations: 28,805th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 72 » Kantobliv, Naasiat Nuna, Libate, Erycina, We The People Gouvernor, Stateazar, Prorescia, Cunnickia, Stewbone, Far Mit Badi Buron, Bagong Timog Mindanao, Tank Republicans, Arkapothosis, Vaushite Commune, Jdjdjd, Orlandya, Western Isles Of Denmark, Rojugal, Scroteberg, Jasten, A Kea, Louiterre, Multonia, Roma caput, Canzik, The New United Astrodomean Republic, Kozani City, Nazel Geldiic, Saptasindhu, Caerin, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Decipano, Aarman, The Cerulean Nation, Serthia, Paz Mente, Rutba, Canditia, Espertujo, Vivilio, Jusanctopiaville, Rezidania, Phoenix Coalition, Tuqo, Camellias, New Ecquin, Draco Albus, Kitsune Worshippers, Alpine state, Breedynia, and 22 others.Fandalon, Calabria and Sicily, Wingoul, Ethyra, Kadaflek, Dawnsland, Lundia Nokor, Czeckiland, Draguvitia, United Corean, Fremore, Korefa, United Slavik States, Theodatrius, Cat is Cool, Atlantic Isles, Zion Imperium, Elallaxi, Vertias, Magyarmex, Evantia, and Yatodoshi.