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The Yodeling Yodelers of Jusanctopiaville

“We must preserve peace, loving, equity, and cookies!”

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The Yodeling Yodelers of Jusanctopiaville is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Guneapig Sivulus Maxamius MXVII with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.296 billion Jusanctopiavilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jusanctopia. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jusanctopiavillean economy, worth 420 trillion Gps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,672 Gps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Jusanctopiavillean lands, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Jusanctopiaville's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jusanctopiaville's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Great and Holy Cabybara.

Jusanctopiaville is ranked 128,306^th in the world and 128^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,768.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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