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The Dictatorship of The Evil Land Of Jarrah is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.174 billion Devils are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.

The thriving Evil Land Of Jarrahian economy, worth 304 trillion Bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,960 Bloods, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,994 per year while the poor average 29,864, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Evil Land Of Jarrah's national animal is the Demon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Evil Land Of Jarrah is ranked 266,463^rd in the world and 41^st in The waters for Fattest Citizens, with 6.8 Obesity Rate.