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The Republic of The Boys Are Back

“Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect”

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The Republic of The Boys Are Back is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.775 billion Boys Are Backians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.2%.

The strong Boys Are Backian economy, worth 390 trillion Bottles of Rum a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,663 Bottles of Rum, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Boys Are Back's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Boys Are Back is ranked 237,342^nd in the world and 73^rd in The Grand Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.82 kickbacks per hour.

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