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The Principality of The Blorg is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.632 billion Blorgians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The strong Blorgian economy, worth 223 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 48,242 Delta Eagles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,964 per year while the poor average 4,690, a ratio of 55.2 to 1.

Every week is blindness awareness week, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and billions of Delta Eagles are being poured into a space program. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Blorg's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Blorg is ranked 144,768^th in the world and 5^th in nine for Largest Populations, with 4.63 billion capita.