Spotlight on:

“We hate food foids, male moids, and gale goods,”

Overview • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Matriarchy of Terfceltopia is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 281 million Gamers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Park. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Terfceltopian economy, worth 13.8 trillion Churts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,961 Churts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, billions of Churts are being poured into a space program, political shows are fit for purpose, and Terfceltopia has designated Park as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terfceltopia's national animal is the Chet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Terfceltopia is ranked 155,011^th in the world and 12^th in UCAZ The CCCCCCCCCCC Autonomous Zone for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 377.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.