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The Rogue Nation of Tel-Isaw

“and Hamor, Ammon, Moab”

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The Rogue Nation of Tel-Isaw is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ab-Idumi with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.876 billion Edomites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The very strong Edomite economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion exchange trades a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 64,092 exchange trades, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,166 per year while the poor average 17,077, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, Edomite husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and governments opposing Tel-Isaw are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Tel-Isaw's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the proto-cult of Yahweh.

Tel-Isaw is ranked 44,030^th in the world and 45^th in The World Rearranged for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 56,208.97 Standard Monetary Units.

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