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The Free Land of Tarichania

“Get all the moneys!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Free Land of Tarichania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.427 billion Tarichanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tarichanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion dollahs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 101,853 dollahs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 635,633 per year while the poor average 6,959, a ratio of 91.3 to 1.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Tarichanian as 'your finger, you fool', every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and weather reports simply advise Tarichanians to 'look outside'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tarichania's national animal is the motorcycle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tarichania is ranked 22,521st in the world and 172nd in Europeia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.24 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Nudest: 796thHighest Crime Rates: 2,097thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,259thMost Avoided: 3,372ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,602ndRudest Citizens: 5,652ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,270thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,443rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,617thMost Stationary: 9,946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,876thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,986thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,755thHighest Economic Output: 17,789thLargest Black Market: 19,429thMost Secular: 19,663rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,978thMost Efficient Economies: 22,521stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,443rd
Nudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 99th in the region

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