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“Eternal Peace, Wealth and Progress by HIS Intelligence!”

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The Atheist Empire Ambassador of Superior Intelligence is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, humorless population of 41.561 billion Smart Asses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of People's Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient superior intelligent economy, worth a remarkable 7,115 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,204 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of superior intelligent sovereign territory, and most credit coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Superior Intelligence's national animal is the chimpanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Superior Intelligence is ranked 1,329^th in the world and 1^st in Philosophers for Most Cultured, scoring 323 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.