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The Commonwealth of Stemabler is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 26 million Stemablerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 11.5%.

The Stemablerian economy, worth 1.57 trillion Koko Nut Nuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,449 Koko Nut Nuts, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Stemabler's national animal is the Chocolate Bird.

Stemabler is ranked 73,877^th in the world and 9^th in Oriental Constanta for Fattest Citizens, with 12.3 Obesity Rate.