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The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories

“Make Hong Kong great again”

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The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Toni with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.783 billion Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,727 trillion HKKNT Federal Yuens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 424,424 HKKNT Federal Yuens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, several inches are being added to first class seating, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is ranked 1,411^th in the world and 37^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 902.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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