Spotlight on:
The Holy Republic of Soldiersend Archive |
“The Mane Event”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Holy Republic of Soldiersend Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Peter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.862 billion Narnians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wardrobe. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Narnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,682 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 318,110 Sacraments, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,985,221 per year while the poor average 21,734, a ratio of 91.3 to 1.
Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the internal market is thriving, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, and justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soldiersend Archive's national animal is the Non Tame Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aslanic Fundamentalism.
Soldiersend Archive is ranked 264,352nd in the world and 308th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.37 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
- : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
- : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, the internal market is thriving.
- : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Soldiersend Archive was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Corporate Police State".
- : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
- : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Soldiersend Archive has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
- : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, hunters often become the hunted.
- : Following new legislation in Soldiersend Archive, Narnians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.