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The Green Eggs and Ham of Sam I am

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The Green Eggs and Ham of Sam I am is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.413 billion Sams are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anywhere. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Sam I am economy, worth 736 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 34,385 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, birth rates have hit an all-time low, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication, and cars are banned from built-up areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sam I am's national animal is the red fish blue fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Seussianism.

Sam I am is ranked 285,472^nd in the world and 168^th in Philosophers for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.54 kickbacks per hour.

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