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The Principality of Safrinin

“Safrinin? More like Saf-ran-in!”

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The Principality of Safrinin is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Exalted Exarchs of Saf-e with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.908 billion Safs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safranine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The powerhouse Safrininian economy, worth 688 trillion Rinins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,026 Rinins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the government seizes all major gold finds, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safrinin's national animal is the Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Safi.

Safrinin is ranked 105,274^th in the world and 114^th in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.19 kickbacks per hour.

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