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The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland

“Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

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The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.662 billion Blondieslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blondieslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,417 trillion Dong a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,614 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A flying elephant and Weese Ritherspoon share the same nickname, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and prank shows are so hot right now. Crime is totally unknown. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blondiesland is ranked 6,928th in the world and 170th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 485.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 917thMost Secular: 961stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,132ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,232ndHighest Food Quality: 1,255thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,295thNicest Citizens: 1,392ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,452ndMost Pacifist: 1,534thBest Weather: 1,634thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,976thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,028thMost Cultured: 2,329thMost Influential: 2,492ndTop
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Most Developed: 3,576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,669thSmartest Citizens: 3,686thSafest: 3,892ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,201stHealthiest Citizens: 4,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,928thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,235thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,047thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,021stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,589thLargest Governments: 16,501stHighest Average Incomes: 17,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,431stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,505thHighest Economic Output: 19,539thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,304th
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Most Inclusive: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 95th in the regionSafest: 105th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 170th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 199th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 216th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 218th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231st in the regionMost Influential: 251st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 271st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 283rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 341st in the regionLargest Governments: 343rd in the regionNudest: 413th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 415th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 431st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 469th in the region

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