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The Sublime Egyptian State of Rmen Kaami

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The Sublime Egyptian State of Rmen Kaami is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pharaoh Shenouda IV with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.161 billion Egyptians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memphis. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth a remarkable 2,352 trillion Neferits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 328,473 Neferits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rmen Kaami's national animal is the Black Kite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodox Christianity.

Rmen Kaami is ranked 6,837^th in the world and 1^st in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas for Most Corrupt Governments, with 190.01 kickbacks per hour.

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