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The The Lobby of Red Crewmate |
“Orang”
| Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: New Deathland Storage |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The The Lobby of Red Crewmate is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Charlie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.582 billion Red Crewmateans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Skeld. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Red Crewmatean economy, worth 350 trillion cashes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,940 cashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Red Crewmatean Hungry Games, scrapyards are filled with Charlie's face, and The Skeld University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Crewmate's national animal is the Pupper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Inner Sloth.
Red Crewmate is ranked 46,465th in the world and 5th in New Deathland Storage for Fattest Citizens, with 14.04 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Red Crewmate, The Skeld University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
- : Following new legislation in
Red Crewmate, scrapyards are filled with Charlie's face.
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Red Crewmate, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Red Crewmatean Hungry Games.
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Red Crewmate, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
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Red Crewmate, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant.
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Red Crewmate's influence in New Deathland Storage rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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Red Crewmate's influence in New Deathland Storage rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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Red Crewmate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Red Crewmate, only those who apply can study applied maths.
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Red Crewmate, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.























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