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The The Lobby of Red Crewmate

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Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: New Deathland Storage

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The The Lobby of Red Crewmate is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Charlie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.582 billion Red Crewmateans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Skeld. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Red Crewmatean economy, worth 350 trillion cashes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,940 cashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Red Crewmatean Hungry Games, scrapyards are filled with Charlie's face, and The Skeld University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Crewmate's national animal is the Pupper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Inner Sloth.

Red Crewmate is ranked 46,465th in the world and 5th in New Deathland Storage for Fattest Citizens, with 14.04 Obesity Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,594thLargest Mining Sector: 8,490thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,517thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,496thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,022ndLargest Black Market: 24,069thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,455thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,448th
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Accessible: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the region

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