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The The dictatorship of the of Prussian Empire of Reich off is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dictator Nicholas II with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.866 billion Reichfian are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Сталинград. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Reichfian economy, worth 220 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,051 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, military pilots jettison listening devices as chaff to confuse enemy missiles, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prussian Empire of Reich off's national animal is the German sheeperd, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsar Stalin.

Prussian Empire of Reich off is ranked 241,064^th in the world and 19^th in Aeterna Regnum for Fattest Citizens, with 7.81 Obesity Rate.