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The Sentai Team of PR Mighty Morphin |
“It's morphin' time!”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Warzone Asia |
Regional Influence: Envoy |
The Sentai Team of PR Mighty Morphin is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jason with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.574 billion Rangers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angel Grove. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Power ranger economy, worth a remarkable 2,581 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 269,645 coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,526,164 per year while the poor average 23,342, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.
Most citizens in PR Mighty Morphin are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to PR Mighty Morphin" on tails, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PR Mighty Morphin's national animal is the zord, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.
PR Mighty Morphin is ranked 8,128th in the world and 3rd in Warzone Asia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.19 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in PR Mighty Morphin, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in PR Mighty Morphin, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to PR Mighty Morphin" on tails.
- : Following new legislation in PR Mighty Morphin, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in PR Mighty Morphin, most citizens in PR Mighty Morphin are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
- : Following new legislation in PR Mighty Morphin, it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus.
- : PR Mighty Morphin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in PR Mighty Morphin, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
- : Following new legislation in PR Mighty Morphin, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in PR Mighty Morphin's offices.
- : Following new legislation in PR Mighty Morphin, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
- : Following new legislation in PR Mighty Morphin, a Warzone Asia Tourist Association survey has rated PR Mighty Morphin #1 for number twos.