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The Matriarchy of Pizza Princess

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The Matriarchy of Pizza Princess is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.418 billion Pizza Princesses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Administration is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Pizza Princess economy, worth 147 trillion pizza slices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,085 pizza slices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,687 per year while the poor average 2,700, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pizza Princess's national animal is the pizza slice, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pizza Princess is ranked 76,178^th in the world and 3,249^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 27.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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