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The Understated Modesty of Flemingovia

“Irresponsible and immature”

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The Understated Modesty of Flemingovia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 44.425 billion Flemingovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The powerhouse Flemingovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,564 trillion flemings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,757 flemings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flemingovia's national animal is the COVFEFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flemingovia is ranked 285,345^th in the world and 6,282^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -17.98 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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