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The Protectorate of Philippines DPR |
“We Will Endure For Our Homeland!”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Average |
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Location: New Region oasis |
Regional Influence: Contender |
The Protectorate of Philippines DPR is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 386 million Philippines DPRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.
The Philippines DPRian economy, worth 20.1 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,147 4th Edition Trench Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Philippines DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Philippines DPR is ranked 157,225th in the world and 10th in New Region oasis for Highest Average Incomes, with 52,147.02 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Philippines DPR, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in
Philippines DPR, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
- : Following new legislation in
Philippines DPR, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in
Philippines DPR, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in
Philippines DPR, police shackle estranged spouses to their ol' ball and chain.
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Philippines DPR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in
Philippines DPR, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
- : Following new legislation in
Philippines DPR, solid-gold toilets are Philippines DPRian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
- : Following new legislation in
Philippines DPR, the price of freedom is about half a million 4th Edition Trench Dollars.
- : Following new legislation in
Philippines DPR, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Philippines DPRian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".











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