Spotlight on:
The Confederacy of PeterThiel |
“Put the fries in the bag little bro”
| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
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Location: Bormla |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Confederacy of PeterThiel is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 303 million PeterThielians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.
The frighteningly efficient PeterThielian economy, worth 36.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,444 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,088,872 per year while the poor average 1,598, a ratio of 681 to 1.
Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, the PeterThiel City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime, and imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. PeterThiel's national animal is the poor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
PeterThiel is ranked 314,657th in the world and 6th in Bormla for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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PeterThiel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
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PeterThiel, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
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PeterThiel, ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime.
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PeterThiel, the PeterThiel City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
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PeterThiel, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
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PeterThiel, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
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PeterThiel, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
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PeterThiel, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met.
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PeterThiel, cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests.
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PeterThiel, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.






















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