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The Sultanate of Pattani darussalam

“الله أكبر”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Uni Islam Asia Tenggara

Regional Influence: Power


The Sultanate of Pattani darussalam is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tengku Abdul Kadir Kamaruddin Syah with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.841 billion Pattani darussalamians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pattani city. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pattani darussalamian economy, worth 511 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 105,735 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pattani darussalam's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Pattani darussalam is ranked 29,278th in the world and 1st in Uni Islam Asia Tenggara for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 191.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Devout: 7,702ndMost Conservative: 9,726thMost Authoritarian: 11,487thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 15,492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,376thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,867thLowest Crime Rates: 18,306thHealthiest Citizens: 18,456thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,983rdMost Patriotic: 19,987thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,057thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,190thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,825thMost Income Equality: 24,735thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,049thLargest Governments: 25,324thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,920th

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