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The Sultanate of Pattani darussalam

“الله أكبر”

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The Sultanate of Pattani darussalam is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tengku Abdul Kadir Kamaruddin Syah with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.631 billion Pattani darussalamians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pattani city. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pattani darussalamian economy, worth 939 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 108,837 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pattani darussalam's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Pattani darussalam is ranked 46,155^th in the world and 2,692^nd in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 158.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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