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The Colony of Parzivole

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Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: eta

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Colony of Parzivole is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Personal Conscience with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.632 billion Parzivs are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henrietta. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parzivolean economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion Berries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,409 Berries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and Personal Conscience's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parzivole's national animal is the Gamer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anarchy.

Parzivole is ranked 20,325th in the world and 39th in eta for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 307.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,857thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,138thMost Devout: 4,311thMost Patriotic: 5,836thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,667thLowest Crime Rates: 9,865thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,075thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,354thLargest Black Market: 12,415thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,584thHealthiest Citizens: 12,699thMost Accessible: 12,899thHighest Average Incomes: 13,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,871stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,329thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,990thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,036thSmartest Citizens: 17,918thMost Efficient Economies: 18,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,325thBest Weather: 20,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,225thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,576thHighest Food Quality: 25,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,774thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,989thMost Inclusive: 30,164thHighest Economic Output: 30,897th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Accessible: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 46th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87th in the regionMost Inclusive: 92nd in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 155th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 160th in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 269th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 314th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 361st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 393rd in the region

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