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The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay

“Stand up for something or you will fall for everything”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Page

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The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.721 billion ParrrrTayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Education is also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkplace Pub. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ParrrrTayian economy, worth a remarkable 3,322 trillion smashes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,072 smashes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,811 per year while the poor average 22,858, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in ParrrrTay, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ParrrrTay's national animal is the hampster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ParrrrTay is ranked 213,776th in the world and 129th in Canada for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 310thLargest Populations: 625thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 666thSafest: 867thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,124thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,465thFattest Citizens: 2,856thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,110thHighest Economic Output: 4,093rdRudest Citizens: 7,305thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,429thMost Secular: 8,138thLowest Crime Rates: 8,966thMost Influential: 9,945thBest Weather: 12,057thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,531stMost Primitive: 18,396thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,086thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,638thLargest Mining Sector: 22,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,950th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the region

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