Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Tiki Bar of East Copa Cabana

“She would merengue and do the cha-cha”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb		 Economy:
Powerhouse		 Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

Overview • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Tiki Bar of East Copa Cabana is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Presidente Sebastian Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.241 billion East Copa Cabananians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse East Copa Cabanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Piņa Coladas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,704 Piņa Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Copa Cabana's national animal is the Three-Toed Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alchemy.

East Copa Cabana is ranked 35,770th in the world and 821st in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 193.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
1%Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,472ndMost Influential: 2,603rdTop
5%Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,894thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,064thBest Weather: 8,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,655thMost Stationary: 13,936thTop
10%Healthiest Citizens: 14,746thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,405thNicest Citizens: 16,423rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,985thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,248thHighest Food Quality: 18,355thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,463rdSmartest Citizens: 18,584thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,143rdMost Secular: 19,596thMost Income Equality: 19,937thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,117thMost Inclusive: 21,446thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,722ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,516thSafest: 22,535thMost Cultured: 25,189thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,477thLowest Crime Rates: 26,426thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,446thTop
5%Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 198th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 242nd in the regionMost Stationary: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionTop
10%Most Influential: 270th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 297th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 355th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 374th in the regionLargest Populations: 377th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 418th in the regionMost Income Equality: 421st in the regionMost Secular: 430th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 435th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 435th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 441st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 444th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 459th in the regionNicest Citizens: 473rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 479th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 490th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 514th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 518th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 116 » Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Tepertopia, Abarri, Beblahbleblo, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Rebel-topia, Ebonhand, Amerion, Drystar, Farengeto, West Pastafaria, Saciu, Tsunamy, Kringalia, The naked people, Darakin, Hanguk-Nippon, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Venezia Pacifica, Eleuthelrium, Shefino, Skaladoria, Ostavaria, Great Lothian, Froshar, Chernaya Zvezda, Altnavia, Holy Free, Goldnation, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, ARIAPOLIS01, Sporaltryus, Kazhinskia, Khnomania, Curlyhoward, North Pernambuco, Unielvan Millorvium, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Estival, and 66 others.Hacrela, Alvira, Cerespasia, America Gone Wrong, New Maxta, Empire of Pekoland, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Tanyaland, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Lilli Lands, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lans Isles, Marre, Xanistan, Lupusterra, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Albend, Mardunia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, Corthsri, Rotenaplistan, The Lombard League, Dante-topia, and Poguelands.