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The United Socialist States of Paladins Rock

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The United Socialist States of Paladins Rock is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Pepper first of his name with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.083 billion Paladins Rockians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baratona Corpora. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Paladins Rockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 199,751 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, treason is relative, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paladins Rock's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Paladins Rock is ranked 71,611^th in the world and 3,759^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 24.73 kickbacks per hour.

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