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The Ewfjsoijszoifjsz0efjs09zjzfs of Paul Pasch is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Paul Pasch with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.044 billion Paschans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitali. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Paschan economy, worth a remarkable 1,996 trillion celenes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,722 celenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large sections of Paul Pasch have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paul Pasch's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Paul Pasch is ranked 1,277^th in the world and 4^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,607.78 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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