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The Paul Pasch is a spoonerism of Paul Pasch

“Just like tacocat!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Paul Pasch is a spoonerism of Paul Pasch is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul Pasch with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.799 billion Paschans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitali. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Paschan economy, worth a remarkable 1,958 trillion celenes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,371 celenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large sections of Paul Pasch have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paul Pasch's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Paul Pasch is ranked 6,428th in the world and 26th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.11 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 458thBest Weather: 803rdMost Pacifist: 1,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,276thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,355thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,451stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,561stNicest Citizens: 1,574thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,671stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,081stSafest: 2,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,644thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,663rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,669thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,706thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,826thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,021stTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,239thHighest Food Quality: 3,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,975thMost Inclusive: 3,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,484thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,814thMost Developed: 5,247thLowest Crime Rates: 6,428thSmartest Citizens: 7,513thMost Cultured: 7,946thLargest Governments: 8,183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,174thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,122ndMost Devout: 11,257thHighest Economic Output: 12,620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,810thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,418thMost Income Equality: 15,134thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 22,254thLargest Populations: 26,962ndHighest Average Incomes: 29,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 30,419th
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Best Weather: 3rd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 87 » Duby, Ziroxeut, Pervincia, Aelandi, Socialist Platypus, Nibelia, Seolia, Nova Briton, Liberto-Ancapistan, Lislandia, The Psittacines, Stustu, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Hubdova, Sri Malawi, Balan Bar, Kyievska Rus, Novo Reslas, Locotima, Ruotsaland, Empireedy, Loveable Dogs, Northshires, Grand Order Of Lodgec, AusValia, Vapo, Red Finlandian Guard, Great Koryeo, Olornia, Pandorivia, Azflebrigan, Delnish, Gundeldingen, The Celtics, Happiville, Cassinea, Isolon, Rehavia-Nayot, Boratstans, Vioxa, Grachevia, The Moon Raven, VegeTotia, Beshyae, Heskurik, El Blurkistan, Tingham, Nova Cameroon, Benanko, Glentaurius, and 37 others.Mudreuque, United Corperations, Makka Pakka, United Taco Nation, Athlanthean, NZ Land, Posadastan, Kiyadimundika, Valles Marineris Mining co, Polacianth, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Ciapore, DexterBurg, Slavic Lurkers, Greater Burmaria, Azaman, Buyo, Lycom, Aeonic, Reslania, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Kaimalia, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, New Sker, Bethesda Scamville, Anarchic Parrot, Charville, La Sangre subio, Doge Flower, Vanela, United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom, SocioLiber, Krute Empire, and Lutwete.