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The Empire of Grand Order Of Lodgec

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The Empire of Grand Order Of Lodgec is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Chris Lodge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.248 billion Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D'Hara. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Order economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Virgins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 316,011 Virgins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in D'Hara, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Order Of Lodgec's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lodgetian.

Grand Order Of Lodgec is ranked 283,860^th in the world and 332^nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 18.03 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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