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The Protectorate of Ooferian Farmer Army 95

“Puppet Nation of Oofery”

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The Protectorate of Ooferian Farmer Army 95 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.594 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 95ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The thriving Ooferian Farmer Army 95ian economy, worth 161 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,143 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, the new one bank coin also makes a handy throwing-star, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 95's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ooferian Farmer Army 95 is ranked 111,825^th in the world and 5,281^st in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 9.5 kickbacks per hour.