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The Empire of Ooferian Farmer Army 20

“Puppet Nation of Oofery”

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The Empire of Ooferian Farmer Army 20 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.986 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 20ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The Ooferian Farmer Army 20ian economy, worth 188 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,081 banks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, the fattest folk in Ooferian Farmer Army 20 look to be the happiest ones, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and black tea is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 20's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ooferian Farmer Army 20 is ranked 147,371^st in the world and 339^th in Oofery for Safest, scoring 59.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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