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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovietice

“Ich denke an die Power.”

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovietice is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Heinz Klinger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.971 billion Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovieticeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowy Bukareszt. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovieticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion Leis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,445 Leis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military struggles with recruitment, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovieticeans believe manners maketh the leader, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovietice's national animal is the Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Futurism.

Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovietice is ranked 4,455^th in the world and 111^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 215.36 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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