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The Republic of North Lebatuck

“Навеки вперед / 永远向前 / Forever onward”

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The Republic of North Lebatuck is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Konstantin Sargsyan with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.878 billion North Lebatuckese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svyatoslavagrad. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient North Lebatuckese economy, worth a remarkable 1,154 trillion Lebatuckese roubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 196,394 Lebatuckese roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Lebatuck's national animal is the Lebatuckese brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Lebatuck is ranked 3,397^th in the world and 86^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 137.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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