Spotlight on:
The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers |
“Never leave a buck unbroken”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.177 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 839 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,326 TPNG tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 825,043 per year while the poor average 65,022, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.
Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.
Troll Punishers is ranked 101,372nd in the world and 2,239th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,315.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Troll Punishers endorsed The Empire of Comfed.
- : Troll Punishers endorsed The Community of Hikki.
- : Troll Punishers was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Troll Punishers was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".
- : Troll Punishers voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 141 » The Confederate States of America, Marlducro, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Bankowiata, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Jeltronian WA Mission, Gorundu, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Chipoli, Russila, Southern Moosetopia, Kwaj, Radicaster, Aguaria Major, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Shibutani, PlanetMercury, Siwale, Laforeia, New Lakemba, Frances Francis the First of France, Nouvel Empire, Corfad, Perikuresu, Catalis, Laurendon, Former English Colony, Advancia-Sizzletown, Sil Dorsett, Wolffoxia, Austro-Bavarian States, Dreadton, Darkanistan, IHateRights, Zerentopia, Esperonia, South Parter, Loutsland, Kranostav, Pallaith, Kandorith, PotatoFarmers, Wineclaw, Atrito, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, and 91 others.Oannia, Unshleepd, Simone Republic, Frieszia, New-Ferytland, New Atlantico, Wilkshire, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Petronellania, Xagill, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ovekisu, Thought Obliteration, Great Ignesia, Calahy, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Necromonia, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, The Gibraltian Islands, Neptunian Military Administration, Racoda, Jenha, Saint-Dauphin, Sellaeta, Eurochina, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Republiqueducroissant, Bedsonya, Aerilia, Zandos, Votak Matim, Old Emporia, Tehmistan, Rex Republic, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Furballland, Batatoland Empire, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Germanic Cat, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, Blyskalia, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Opis, The New Oceanic States, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Hyphen, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Nistriabar, Suvarnavarta, Ziprotscria, Dillimore, Davidianian, Fran Advar, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, IC-Water, The Tony Paporordia, Stal Valley, Hikki, and Comfed.