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The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers

“Never leave a buck unbroken”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.177 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 839 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,326 TPNG tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 825,043 per year while the poor average 65,022, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 101,372nd in the world and 2,239th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,315.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,121stMost Secular: 1,437thLowest Crime Rates: 2,051stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,071stMost Influential: 2,171stMost Patriotic: 2,556thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,953rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,011thMost Efficient Economies: 3,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,403rdLargest Governments: 3,422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,373rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,544thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,696thMost Developed: 4,913thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,203rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,316thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,338thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,511thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,914thSmartest Citizens: 6,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,429thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,686thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,514thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,585thLargest Retail Industry: 10,944thMost Authoritarian: 11,586thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,933rdLargest Black Market: 12,958thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,494thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,589thBest Weather: 16,760thMost Cultured: 18,778thMost Conservative: 20,163rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 98th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 156th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 158th in the regionLargest Black Market: 181st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 204th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 206th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217th in the regionMost Developed: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 289th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 316th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 318th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 322nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 323rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 328th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 333rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 345th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 417th in the regionMost Conservative: 523rd in the regionMost Influential: 538th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 554th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 570th in the regionMost Extreme: 593rd in the region

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