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The Republic of Noob2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.105 billion Noob2ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob2ian economy, worth 239 trillion Noobs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,086 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob2's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob2 is ranked 91,261^st in the world and 5^th in Noob for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,086.08 Standard Monetary Units.