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The Republic of Nhanzbharinishia

“Evil has no limit”

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The Republic of Nhanzbharinishia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.819 billion Nhanzbharinishians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nhanzbharinishian economy, worth a remarkable 1,923 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 282,041 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, livestock mutilations are on the rise, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhanzbharinishia's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nhanzbharinishia is ranked 4,417^th in the world and 32^nd in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.55 law-abiding acts per hour.

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