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The Stewards of Newest Potato Land is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Krispi📬 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.335 billion Spudlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augratinville. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Spudish economy, worth a remarkable 2,729 trillion Spud🍟s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,855 Spud🍟s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Augratinville moves with the times, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newest Potato Land's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is AnnoyingRuleism.

Newest Potato Land is ranked 33,188^th in the world and 1^st in Atlantean Stewardship for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,522.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.