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The Império of Nescau

“Onde me devo abster da moral, deixo de ter poder.”

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The Império of Nescau is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pedro Sánchez with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 4.412 billion Nescalianos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madri. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nescaliana economy, worth 414 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,903 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, Madri's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, and playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nescau's national animal is the Urso, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Nescau is ranked 239,818^th in the world and 8,067^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -125.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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