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The Nation title of Nation Name |
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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Hippy Haven |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Nation title of Nation Name is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 31.241 billion Nation Nameans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Nation Namean economy, worth a remarkable 4,977 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,325 Currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 604,471 per year while the poor average 29,152, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.
A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, every workday begins with group therapy, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation Name's national animal is the National Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is National Religion.
Nation Name is ranked 306,892nd in the world and 53rd in Hippy Haven for Most Secular, with 3.09 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nation Name, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Nation Name, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
- : Following new legislation in Nation Name, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Nation Name, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Nation Name was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Nation Name, the first sword of Nation Name does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Nation Name, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Nation Name was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Nation Name, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Nation Name, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.