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The Sultanate of Moyz |
“Get it right up the English”
| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
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Location: the Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Sultanate of Moyz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Heidyin with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 39.326 billion Moyzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moyz City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Moyzian economy, worth a remarkable 8,282 trillion bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,605 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Moyz City bus driver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moyz's national animal is the haggis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Moyzism.
Moyz is ranked 268,134th in the world and 3,752nd in the Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,109.05 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Moyz City bus driver.
- : Moyz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, and Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack.
- : Moyz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
- : Following new legislation in Moyz, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
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