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The Democratic Republic of Moskva

“Мы не дрогнем в бою за столицу свою!”

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The Democratic Republic of Moskva is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dmitry Rublev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.234 billion Moskviches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kremlin. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Moskvich economy, worth 79.5 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 35,570 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moskva's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moskva is ranked 24,667^th in the world and 60^th in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.2 law-abiding acts per hour.

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