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The Republic of Miratejo

“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Miratejo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eusébio da Silva Ferreira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.587 billion Miratejans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponta do Mato. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miratejan economy, worth an astonishing 23,765 trillion bilhete da TSTS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 687,125 bilhete da TSTS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,409,145 per year while the poor average 6,522, a ratio of 982 to 1.

The year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miratejo's national animal is the koi fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benfica.

Miratejo is ranked 243,698th in the world and 53rd in Wysteria for Most Primitive, scoring -756.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 21stHighest Disposable Incomes: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 47thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 52ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52ndFattest Citizens: 60thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 80thMost Efficient Economies: 83rdHighest Average Incomes: 84thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85thLargest Gambling Industry: 91stLargest Insurance Industry: 92ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102ndMost Avoided: 104thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 119thLargest Mining Sector: 130thMost Armed: 165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215thLargest Agricultural Sector: 262ndLargest Retail Industry: 630thHighest Crime Rates: 741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 799thLargest Publishing Industry: 922ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 922ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,091stRudest Citizens: 1,140thLargest Populations: 1,338thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,826thSmartest Citizens: 1,846thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,396thTop
Largest Governments: 2,475thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,955thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,211thLargest Black Market: 6,907thMost Secular: 7,405thMost Influential: 11,346thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,228thTop
Most Pro-Market: 15,949thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,071st
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the region

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