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The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles

“Victoria aut Letum!”

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The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Jay with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.787 billion Miraclian Antilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian Antillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,607 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,836 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, Miraclian Antilleans seem to be catching more chills, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miraclian Antilles's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Cult of the Holy Weed.

Miraclian Antilles is ranked 272,037^th in the world and 55^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Primitive, scoring -252.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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